Saturday, April 11, 2009

Overview #23 - Fandom Ficlets

This was good times for me. I was actually surprised at how few operating fandoms I actually write in and so picked up a couple (Chicago Hope, Mortal Instruments, Firefly) in which I've never written at all. I started off with a major fandom of mine and ended with a major fandom, so it was good times for me. I made a bit of a game of it, using the prior fandom for the crossover in the next fandom (don't know if anyone caught that; sometimes it was hard to spot). I discovered that humor is difficult to convey in only ten words, especially if I'm not as familiar with the fandom I'd like. Also, humor often demands context. Also my sense of fluff and romance were a bit broken, as well. I did my best. It was a good exercise to see what I can write in and what genres fail me. I tried not to be too obvious where the AUs were concerned. Oftentimes it was easiest to just do a flip of profession - Danny was a patient instead of a surgeon, Hotch was a victim instead of a profiler (unsub would have been too easy), Jayce as a mundane instead of a hunter. Other times it was switching teams - Duo in OZ, Farf in Weiss, Simon working for the Alliance. I was particularly proud of my AU choice with Severus, as everyone else is usually itching to put him in Gryffindor in a House Switch. I do maintain that his best alternate house was probably Ravenclaw, although Hufflepuff!Snape would have been quite the sight. Fandom isn't always as easy as I like to think, and this was a good stretch.

Severus Dissevered

Angst
He raised his wand against his mentor, friend, and cast.

AU
The teacher read, “Severus Snape!”

The Sorting Hat exclaimed, “Ravenclaw!”

Crackfic
“What’s Snape wearing?”

“Looks like Neville’s Gran’s favorite hat.”

“Right-o.”

Crossover
“Don’t speak to me, Wolf.”

“My name is Luke, Severus.”

Dark
Harry dreamt of Snape branding followers with the Dark Mark.

Fluff
“Smile occasionally, Potter. Your mother would’ve liked to see it.”

Humor
“Potter, hand over that kitten immediately! She’s not for potions!”

Hurt/Comfort
Severus sat opposite Remus and lifted a glass for Sirius.

Romance
Dearest Lily, I’ve left his service. Amor vincit Omnia.

~ Severus


UST
He passed Lily - she was pregnant, glowing - and ached fiercely.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Jayce on the Job

(Mortal Instruments Trilogy)

Angst
The last thing he saw before he died was Valentine.

AU
“I’m Clary. Now come on - that Demon wants your blood.”

Crackfic
“Hi everyone! My name’s Jayce, your brand new yell leader.”

Crossover
“Buffy, Willow, this is Jayce. He’ll help with the demons.”

Dark
Jayce followed Valentine through the portal and never looked back.

Fluff
“Hey Clary, I fixed that vampire’s motorcycle. Here’s the keys.”

Humor
“Jayce, you aren’t flirting?”

“Girl’s a siren. Wants my liver.”

Hurt/Comfort
He gripped her hand as the stele burnt her skin.

Romance
“So you’ll give me the heroine’s kiss I’ve earned?”

“Absolutely.”

UST
His heart didn’t matter; he had to keep her alive.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Souped-up Simon

Angst
The Alliance had taken his sister. He’d lost her. Forever.

AU
“You’ve been shot, Captain Reynolds.”

“Who’re you?”

“Dr. Tam, Alliance.”

Crackfic
“Naked on a statue of Hippocrates?”

“Simon says saké’s dangerous.”

Crossover
“Dr. Tam, this is Phillip Watters.”

“Welcome to Chicago Hope.”

Dark
They’d taken his sister. Scalpel in hand, oath be damned.

Fluff
“Simon’s helping with the engine.”



“It’s burning!”

“But he cares.”

Humor
“Doc - what happened?”

“He ingested nitrous oxide. It’ll wear off.”

Hurt/Comfort
He held Zoe’s hand, drew the sheet over Wash’s face.

Romance
“Hey Simon.”

“I got us some real strawberries. To share.”

UST
He couldn’t have her; his sister had to come first.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Shakin' Down Danny

(Fandom: Chicago Hope)

Angst
Infante was wrong. He would never use his hand again.

AU
“Patient’s Daniel Nyland, suffered three gunshot wounds to the chest.”

Crackfic
“Why’s Danny wearing a toga and wings?”

“Lost a bet.”

Crossover
“Schwarz only takes the Talented.”


“He’s talented. He’s a surgeon.”

Dark
“Sometimes we’re humans, not doctors, and we let them die.”

Fluff
“You coming in?”

“Not tonight.”

“Why?”

“Because I love you.”

Humor
“Someone hit Danny with a bat?”

“Nurse turned him down.”

Hurt/Comfort
The operation had failed. He held her, and she cried.

Romance
“Love at first sight?”

“You’re Danny, right?”

“Yeah.”

“I’m Diane.

UST
Whenever Billy smiled at her, he had to look away.

Abby Rocks

Angst
"No, Michael, never again will I say those words."

AU
"I said get on the ground!"

"Agent Shuto, You're under arrest."

Crackfic
"Get a tattoo, are you crazy? I would never do that."




Crossover
"Garcia, this is Abby, she will be helping you now."


Dark
"You will never find evidence to link it to me.


Fluff
"You can borrow Bert."

"The farting Hippo?"

"Yeah, he's cuddly."


Humor
"Major Mass-Spec is on the fritz."

"It's a machine."

"Yup."



Hurt/Comfort
"I won't let anyone hurt you Abs."

"You promise?"

"Yes."

Romance
"You still have my toothbrush?"

"Yes."

"Creepy but sweet, McGee."

UST
"No matter what I say, he won't come back. Ever."

Fiona Glenanne... Ex-IRA

Angst
He would never see her as more than a weapon.

AU
"You're going to blow them up? What's the matter with you?"

Crackfic
"Wait, wait, let me get this straight. She's a he?!?"


Crossover
"She's a psychopathic killer."

"No, she's former IRA."

"Same difference."

Dark
"They decided you were expendable. Sorry Michael. I loved you."

Fluff
"You got us a dog?"
"And an apartment."
"Love you too."



Humor

"You know it would just be easier to have sex."


Hurt/Comfort
"I thought you were dead. I thought I was alone.

Romance
"A Kate sniper rifle for me? I'm touched you remembered."

UST
"I need you alive Michael. I hope you know that."

Ziva

Angst
"I killed him." I killed my own brother." "Sorry Arie."

AU
"I'm giving a garden party." "The main course is Ham."

Crackfic
"Abbie took me to get my first tattoo."

"A rainbow?"


Crossover
"Can you pilot a Guymelefs?"

"Does a bird have wings?"

Dark
"The musad said kill, and so I do.""I'm sorry."

Fluff
"You have a cat?"

"Yeah. I call her, Miss cuddles."

Humor
"I hope to create a linear waterfowl equation."

"Ducks, Ziva."

Hurt/Comfort
"I'm sorry Tony, this is just the way it is."

Romance
"I know he's dying, that doesn't change how I feel."

UST
"Remember the undercover op?" "I wish it had been real."

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Farfarello Unfurled

Angst
He could still hear his parents’ screams, feel them die.

AU
“Omi, meet Jei, the newest member of Weiss. Have fun!”

Crackfic
“That’s Farfarello?”

“Yeah.”

“Eyepatch Farfarello?”

“Yeah.”

“Singing opera?”

“Yep.”

“Okay.”

Crossover
“Wufei, this is Jei - he’s pro-colony, too. He’s tough.”

Dark
An entire monastery, and not a scream. Could God hurt?

Fluff
“Happy Birthday, Nagi!”



“Thanks! I always wanted my own knives.”

Humor
“Farfarello murdered something the kitchen, Crawford.”

“No, he’s making spaghetti.”

Hurt/Comfort
“If I slice off this limb, that one won’t hurt.”

Romance
“You left her a dead puppy.”

...


“That's so sweet.”

UST
Kitten’s pretty sister would never smile at him, never again.

Downloadable Duo

Angst
He shivered in the cell. They’d hacked off his hair.

AU
“Lieutenant Maxwell, report!”

“Colonel Khushrenada - I think it’s a Gundam.”

Crackfic
“Why is Duo’s hair blond?”

“Community theatre production. He’s Rapunzel.”

Crossover
“Records show the unsub’s name is --”

“Duo Maxwell? For real?”

Dark
Bodies littered the floor. A radio blared Don’t Fear The Reaper.

Fluff
“I brought you a teddy-bear.”

“...Hn.”

“You’re welcome, Heero.”

Humor
“Really, Duo?”

“But it’s good for your hair! Just...scented.”

Hurt/Comfort
“Duo -”

“It’s over. You never have to kill again. Sleep.”

Romance
“Gears? For me?”

“I know how my lady likes engines.”

UST
“Hilde’s nice.”

“She doesn’t even know my name. Let’s leave.”

Monday, April 6, 2009

Samantha Carter Shakes it Up

Angst
"Sir, don't die on me. I love you. Don't leave."


AU
"Thank you Felger, you just saved my life. Marry Me."

Crackfic
"Why are you so dirty Carter?

"New mud wrestling place..."


Crossover
"If you don't move it now Spencer, I'll shoot you." (Sam is military, and it's Spencer from CM)


Dark
"She asked to be a Goa'uld."

"I don't believe you."



Fluff
"You got me a ZAT'NI'KATEL?"

"I know you love them."


Humor
"I told you they would end up together. Pay up."

Hurt/Comfort
"I told you why."

"That doesn't mean it stops hurting."


Romance
"I love you sir, I always have.

"I know Carter."

UST
"It will only ever be in my dreams, won't it."

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Hotch Reshuffled

Angst
Haley was home, but a man picked up the phone.

AU
“Mr. Hotchner, we have the unsub in custody. You’re safe.”

Crackfic
“Hotch’s wearing body glitter?”

“Reid says it’s David Bowie day.

Crossover
“Dr. Hotchner, can you assist Dr. Geiger with the transplant?”

Dark
“Got a hit on the unsub?”

“His name’s Aaron Hotchner.”

Fluff
“A puppy’s a big responsibility --”

“Thanks Daddy!”

“Love you, Jack.”

Humor
“Is Hotch all right?”

“Jack just got his driver’s license.”

Hurt/Comfort
“Jack. You’re safe.”

“Did you catch the bad guy?”

“Yes.”

Romance
“Why are there roses...?”

“Happy anniversary, Haley.”

“Kiss me, Aaron.”

UST
She watched him across the bullpen. He never watched back.

Project #23: Fandom Reshuffles

This week we're going back into fandom, because fandom is easy and reshuffles are fun. Pick a character from any fandom, and then write ten ten-word sentences for the following categories:

Angst
AU (alternate universe)
Crackfic
Crossover
Dark
Fluff
Humor
Hurt/Comfort
Romance
UST (unresolved sexual tension)

Let me know if you have questions about the categories. Remember, ten words per sentence per category.

Overview #22 - Journeys

Yes, this week was an incomplete for me as well. In my defense, General Conference occurred, and it's essentially an all-day event, so I got a little sidetracked. It was fun to write a journey. I've noticed that in my most of my novels no physical journeys occur, so it was fun to take a literal journey rather than a metaphorical one. Some journeys were metaphorical, but getting the mere chance to explore that was very good times indeed. I enjoyed dabbling in a little Sandman, as well as working on some kinks for some other novels that may or may not be going down. I love to travel, and I find it odd that I never write about traveling, so this was fun.

Overview # 22 - Travels

I had fun this week. It was fun to describe various places that I hope to see and things that I imagine that I will be able to see when I am there. I was interested to see the various ways that a journey was described. I had not thought about some of the journeys that were described this week. Like the post on the doctor looking his hand that Nagi posted.

I didn't post every day, but It was not as scanty as last week. I look forward for this next weeks challenge.