Project Assignment #2: Modernize a classic

In 500 words or less, modernize a classic, a la "The Lizzie Bennett Diaries" on YouTube or something a little less dramatic, like Eric the geeky emo kid who always hides behind his hair offers to help cheerleader Christine become a better singer. No need to build a whole world - just one scene. Be as creative as you like! If you can, make your readers guess. Good luck this week, writers, and revisit your favorite classics.