Office of Unfettered Omniscience

The team had made it a general rule not to profile each other. However, there was no moratorium on betting on each other, so most of the team sat at a table together and watched Reid navigate his way across the dance floor to the bar to get them a round of beers.

Morgan had money on Reid tripping and spilling some drink on a hot girl, and his clumsy attempts to clean her dress would earn him a slap.

Hotch had money on the bartender - who was an attractive redhead - hitting on Reid and Reid totally missing it.

JJ had her money on Reid being charmed by some ruthless seductress and ending up silly-drunk because he hadn’t drunk in college and was clueless about jello shots.

Prentiss had money on Reid finding a table of clueless college boys and robbing them blind in a game of poker.

Rossi’s money was on Reid leaving in a half-hour to watch Star Wars at home.

Unsurprisingly, it was Garcia who had twenty on Reid dancing with a hot girl and taking her home.

All were possibilities. Only one happened.

Later that night, after Reid and his girlfriend left (she’d asked him to dance after the third toast), Prentiss asked Garcia how she’d known.

Garcia replied that she worked in the office of unfettered omniscience.