"That was amazing," she said.
He blushed and ducked his head, pressed a kiss to her bare shoulder. "I love you."
She smiled. "I love you, too." She sighed happily and snuggled closer to him. "We have our whole lives together. I'm excited. And a little scared. Mostly excited, though."
He sighed. "If I could tell you what's next --"
She grinned impishly up at him. "Go ahead. Tell me what's next. Make a prediction. I want to know my future." She waggled her eyebrows and giggled.
He laughed softly. "All right. What's going to happen next is..." He trailed off, and his gaze went dazed, unfocused.
She prodded him in the shoulder. "Dave, what's wrong? Come on - tell me what's happening next for us." She laughed, but the sound was unsure.
Dave said, voice flat, almost mechanical, "What's going to happen next is that they're going to break down the door. They're going to shoot me and take you, and in twelve hours they'll ask your father for half a million dollars."
She stared up at him, pale. "That wasn't very romantic."
Dave blinked. "What? I'm sorry. I must have spaced out." He leaned in and kissed her again, and he smiled. "I think, what's happening next for you and me, is we're going to have kids, lots of them, and --"
"That's not what you said before," she said.
He blinked. "Before what?"
"Before you started in about kids," she said. "You said --"
Someone kicked in the bedroom door.