Project #67: Mythology Remix

So we've done fairytale remixes. This week it'll be mythology remixes in 100 words, no more, no less. What does Merlin say when Arthur can't get the sword out of the stone? How does Apollo deal with Cassandra says "all right" to his flirtations? What if Sigfried didn't kill the dragon? What if Loki escaped from the snake before Ragnarok? Think about it. Write it. Remix it. Enjoy. Do a little research if necessary. Maybe post a link if you picked obscured mythology.