Project #75: Supernatural Creature Iconoclast

All right, let's get it out of our systems. It'd be easy to write about vampires, fairies, werewolves, and the like, because those are popular right now and people love to read about them. But let's not take the easy road - take a new one! (But do not, for the love of all things holy and unholy, make your vampires sparkle.) What about the vampire who loves to lounge on the beach? Or the werewolf who prefers his steaks well done? Or the studious fairy who spends too much time in the library while her fellow winged friends are out partying it up? 100-300 words. Break some molds, try some new characters, and have some fun!